Ditch Your Date in 5 Words is a creative playground. Here are some of my favorites:
You're not Benedict bloddy Cumberbatch!
I have chronic diarrhea.
Been sober since 7 a.m.
I'm more into fictional people.
You look like my wife.
Hey, want to go--SQUIRREL!
You should really order salad.
Does this smell like chloroform?
Focus on the dollar menu.
So, I thought, hey, I'm a writer. I should give this a whirl. How hard can it be to put together 5 little words? Turns out, way more difficult than I thought. Here's what I got:
Oh yeah, about that felony...
Trench mouth isn't contagious, right?
And Saturday, we'll join ISIS.
My mom's in the trunk.
I was raised by goats.
There you have it. Are you ready to give it a whirl? If you're brave enough, leave a Ditch Your Date in 5 Words in the comment section, or go all out and tweet it for the world to see.
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4 comments:
I saw that hashtag! But I didn't investigate. Guess I should have. LOL
Sorry I haven't commented in awhile....been sicker than a dog. Hey, that's five words. ;-)
How about these:
....My dog likes human flesh.
....Do stalkers creep you out?
Hahaha.....I know, not very good, but fun.
I wondered where you were, matey. I love the "my dog likes human flesh!" Nice and creepy.
Oh my lands. I just found this post thanks to a Google search of "synonyms for probably" and somehow Google pulls up this post. I'm so glad it did! I needed this laugh. Thanks so much, Michelle!
Hmm. Here goes a few tries...
----Before I became a vampire...
----I didn't mean "fat" fat.
----I bring every guy here.
----What was your name again?
Here's one for writers:
----Will you write my book?
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