Tuesday, June 10, 2014

Five Tricksy Words

Most often I mess up words as they come out of my mouth, mostly because I don't have a Google chip implanted in my gray matter. . . which would actually be kind of sweet, eh? Searching for definitions before you speak so you don't sound like an idiot might be bonus. On the down side, though, you'd be connected 24/7. Going off the grid would be impossible. Besides, it's way to Mark of the Beast and End Times and all that.

So let's do this the old fashioned way, shall we? Here are the definitions of 5 commonly confused sets of words. . .

1. Adverse and Averse

Adverse means unfavorable or harmful.
Example: Drinking Drano will cause adverse eruptions in your esophagus. 

Averse means dislike or opposition.
Example: I am averse to drinking Drano because it tastes like pureed fruitcake and leaves a gritty film on my tongue.


2. Affect and Effect

Affect means to influence.
Example: I paused for affect then announced, "Your hair is on fire, madam."

Effect means to accomplish something.
Example: The overall effect of the small fire on Mildred's head was positively gorgeous.

Of course, those examples are when you're using affect and effect as a verb. For nouns, effect is almost always correct. . . as in "personal effects."

3. Criteria and Criterion

Criterion is one. Criteria is two or more. 'Nuff said.

4. Discreet and Discrete

Discreet means careful, cautious, showing good judgment.
Example: She made a discreet inquiry to determine which proctologist had the gentlest touch.

Discrete means individual, separate or distinct.
Example: After a lengthy examination, the proctologist organized his report on Mrs. Murdock's "Down Under Problems" into discrete chapters.

5. Imply and Infer


Imply means to suggest.
Example: Just because my face turned blue from laughing does not mean I imply there is anything wrong with the way you dress.

Infer means to deduce.
Example: I inferred from the way my husband passed out when he balanced the checkbook that perhaps I had overdrawn the account again.

Monday, June 9, 2014

Everyone Needs a Hero. . . Especially a Story

Read this word. . .

Hero

What pops into your mind? I'm thinking muscular, long hair, five o'clock shadow on a strongly cut jaw, tall, a piercing gaze, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound and kill a spider without screaming like a little girl.

Okay, so that's what's in my cartoon bubble, but a hero doesn't have to look that way. It could be a puny one-armed boy with a lisp who saves the day, but regardless of the shape and form, every story needs a hero.

Why?

Because deep down, we all crave a hero. Someone to save us from evil. To bring to rights all that is wrong. To go after and slay the demons that torment us. To hold us in strong arms and whisper that everything will be all right.

Whether we admit to this craving or not, we all have it, but where does that craving come from?

I think we're born with it. Deep down, we all know we need saving and there's only one ultimate hero that can rescue us.

Jesus.

Don't worry. I'm not going to smack you upside the head with a 2x4 Bible. I don't have to. That's God's job. But think about Jesus as the ultimate hero for a minute. What do we know about Him?
~ He beat death
~ He whooped Satan
~ He crushed the gates of Hell
~ He gave Himself up willingly for our soul's sake
~ He was compassionate enough to heal the sick and lame and allow little children to climb up on His lap

Are those not the qualities of a breath stealing hero? Go therefore and do likewise with your fictional heroes if you want your story to connect with the reader in a primal way.

Thursday, June 5, 2014

Tidbit: Using Routine for Inspiration

Earlier this week I wrote about creative rituals. Rituals do not have to be specifically creative, however, in order to be used for inspiration. Case in point: my morning Bible time. I spend anywhere from 15-45 minutes a day in God's word. My usual routine is to read a few chapters, working my way all the way through until I get to the end and then I start over again.

I also take some time to write in a Journible. A Journible is a book organized so that you can write out your own copy of the Scripture. You write the Bible text on the right hand page of the book, and the left is open for notes or sometimes there are questions to help with further study.

What does any of this have to do with writing a novel? Sometimes I get some great ideas that I work into my stories. Here are a few from the list I keep that I haven't used yet. . .

Exodus 10:21 "Darkness that could be felt."
Wowzer. What in the world would that feel like? Heavy? Damp? Suffocating? Take a moment and think about what darkness might feel like to you.

Psalm 141: 7 "Bones are scattered at the mouth of a grave."
The first question that pops into my mind is why? What in the world were the bones doing outside the grave? Who dug them up? What were they going to do with those bones? Recently I went and visited my dad's grave for Memorial Day. How would I feel if I saw a pile of bones there?

Numbers 22 ~ The story of Balaam
Balaam was a prophet who spoke blessings or curses. What would the job description be for someone who was only a curse speaker? How would a curse speaker get the job? How would other people treat you?

Those are the kinds of crazy thoughts that run through an author's mind simply from an everyday activity. Routine doesn't have to be the bane of existence. With just a little thought, you can use any daily task as an opportunity to let your mind wander off the leash and discover a whole new neighborhood of creativity.

Wednesday, June 4, 2014

Six Word Twitter Festival Starts Today

Today's the day! It's the first day of the second annual Six Word Twitter Festival. This virtual storytelling celebration runs from June 4-6 and consists of 6 word prompts and tweets.

Need some examples?

~ Said he loved me, he lied.

~ A memory buried always comes back.

~ The only thing constant is change.

How can you enter?

1. Follow @sixwords on Twitter

2. Check on the Six-Word Festival page for the full schedule, real-time tweets during the festival, daily editors’ favorites, as well as all the judges’ winners.

3. On June 4, 5, and 6 share your six-word responses to challenges posed by our amazing cast of celebrity tweeters and judges.

4. Download the Six-Word App for quick sixing on the go.

Why should you enter?

The best responses as determined by celebrity judges will be retweeted and announced on SixWordMemoirs.com—as well as be included in a new book of Six-Word Advice, publishing in Fall 2015 from St. Martin’s Press.

Go ahead, give it a whirl. Hey, those are my six words. And so were those. Go make your own Tweet.

Tuesday, June 3, 2014

Creative Rituals

When I hear the word ritual, I think gutted animals tied up in tree limbs, usually involving goats and pentagrams. Don't worry. I'm not going all Ouija board on you today. I simply came across an interesting article about Creative Rituals You Should Steal and . . . well . . . I am stealing them and sharing them with you.

#1. Create an interesting people fund.
Save up some moolah and some time, then spend it to meet and/or hang out with interesting people. By pre-committing, you'll be more likely to do it. You can't make quirky characters if you don't actually spend time with some.

#2. Get out of the building.
Take a nature hike. Go eavesdrop on the beach. Change up your scenery.

#3. Brainstorm at the coffee shop.
Okay, so I love java, but if you don't, then choose a different atmosphere that engages your mind. This is somewhat like #2, but the difference is that here you're refining a specific project or have a certain goal in mind.

#4. Partake of Morphological Synthesis.
I know. Sounds like a disease. Nope, it's just a way of segmenting your thinking process into parts by basically asking questions. It's like playing the What-If game with your plot or characters. To generate ideas, simply ask what happens if fill-in-the-blank. Once you have an answer for that, repeat the process with that answer. Keep it up and you'll have all kinds of new ideas.

#5. Envision what you'll be remembered for.
Think legacy. Refresh your mind of what your mission statement is to keep you on track.

#6. Take a quarterly vacation.
Yeah, it'd be nice to cruise the Mediterranean 4 times a year, but shoot. I haven't even been there once. A vacation doesn't have to cost big bucks, though. Just unplug and get away from your routine for a long weekend. Get off the grid.

#7. Hold a "Retrospective" after a project.
Basically this is a de-briefing with yourself. What things did you do right on whatever your most recent creative project was? What things went wrong?

#8. Write every day.
It'd be nice to pound out 10 pages each morning before noon, but realistically, that's not going to happen. Don't sweat the word count. Just write, even if it's a simple little blog post.

#9. Keep "Tear Sheets" to get inspired.
For me, this is my Pinterest boards. For others, it might be magazines. Movies. Beautiful artwork or even greeting cards or invitations that are particularly interesting.

#10. Take a nap.
Grab your satin-edged blankie and curl up for 10 minutes or so. You don't have to actually sleep. Just close your eyes and relax.

What are some of your creative rituals? Share in the comment section so we can all steal expand our ideas.

Monday, June 2, 2014

Cozy Up . . . Self-Publishers Now Have a Seat at the Table

I started writing way back when dinosaurs roamed the face of the earth. . . wait a minute. That may be a bit of an exaggeration.

**feverishly flips calendar pages**

Yep. Overstatement. Now then, when I started seriously writing about 10'ish years ago, self-publishing was frowned upon. I'm talking a big bad naughty-naughty kind of frown. As in you're a pariah and you might as well move to Calcutta with all the other low caste wastrels.

Oh, how times have changed.

Recently it was announced that big dog Publishers Weekly no longer cares if you go the traditional route. And their their new launch of BookLife proves it. Both types of books (self-pubbed & traditional) will now be fully integrated into their magazine's regular review pages both online and in print. Why the shift? According to CEO George Slowik, Jr.,
"Booksellers and librarians want to know which self-published books to carry, and publishers and agents want informed, critical reviews in order to solicit authors for publishing deals."

Huh. Apparently miracles do still happen.
 
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