Want a peek into a writer's life? Here's what I currently have on my writerly plate . . .
I'm about 3/4 of the way done on my next novel, to be released, umm, well, I think early 2018. It's The Innkeeper's Daughter, which is a sequel of sorts to Brentwood's Ward. I started this story 2 years ago, but it got shelved for awhile while I wrote another novel and a few novellas.
But in the middle of writing this story, I need to take a break because I just got edits back for the novel that will release in September, 12 Days at Bleakly Manor. Want to know what one of my edits looks like? It's not too bad, actually. I need to ditch a secondary character so that I can add in a new chapter. This new scene will further a relationship between two other secondary characters. Besides that, I need to go back in and weave in a few more hints about the heroine's big "issue" that she's been dealing with since childhood.
And, as if that weren't enough on my plate, I'm in the throes of researching the French & Indian War for another novel that I need to start writing by Easter.
Oh yeah, and lest I forget, I've got a speaking gig at the end of March that I haven't planned one little thing to talk about yet.
Also, at any moment, I could receive back edits for my next novella that's a Regency set in Cornwall called The Gentleman Smuggler's Lady.
Whew. Just typing all that made me tired.
As you can see, the writing life isn't all that glamorous. In fact, it's a lot of brainpower to juggle many stories at one time. Good thing I scheduled in that ski vacation for a little break, eh?
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Monday, August 1, 2016
Movie or Book: A Story's a Story
I admit it. I watched 3 entire movies this weekend. Go ahead and call me lazy. But (and I've always got a big but) while my sluggish behind was parked in the back of a van (went to a drive-in) and a plush, extra-wide seat (because they all are at the theater), I was working by dissecting plots. No matter the format -- movie, book, spoken word, theater -- a story is a story is a story. Here's what I gleaned . . .
THE SECRET LIFE OF PETS
This movie had so much potential. With an opening sentence like that, you know exactly where this mini-review is going, eh? And if you've seen the preview for this animated film, you also know pretty much the entire story of this movie.
In a nutshell, this is a day in the life of two dogs, who are enemies. They end up getting lost and have to work together to get back home. It's always good to stick two incompatible characters together, so on a basic level this story totally works. Kids will love it because there's a certain amount of butt sniffing and potty humor.
But where it fails is to engage the adult half of the audience, which is a must for today's market. Not that it has to be raunchy humor, but at least something super witty or sarcastic to hold a parent's attention.
Should you go see it? Nah. Wait until it's out on video.
JASON BOURNE
How many Bourne movies are there now? 72? 83? It seems like it. Actually, I loved the first two in this series, but now the story is just tired. This one has your requisite car chases, fight scenes, and assassinations.
The premise of the story is that Jason Bourne is suffering from flashbacks of when his father died. Wrestling that demon gives him no peace. . .until he finds out who did it, because clearly revenge will give him peace. Wrong-o, bucko. Which is what he semi-figures out by the end I think???? Not really sure. Yeah, there's that much non-disclosure leaving you hanging at the end, and not in an oh-my-gosh-can't-wait-to-see-the-next-one kind of way. More like I-am-so-done-with-Bourne.
This plot is a fail because there's no grander thing, no more glorious ideal, that Bourne is reaching for other than revenge.
Should you go see it? Nah. Not even on video.
CAPTAIN FANTASTIC
It's a rare plot that has me wondering what the heck is going to happen. This is one of those rarities. The story is about a family that's chosen to live off grid in the forest. The mom dies in a hospital and the dad and kids go to the funeral. Two words: culture clash. Big time. And that's all I can tell you without giving anything away.
What I liked about this movie was coming away with a lot of thoughts. What's the right way to raise kids? How much culture is too much? Why do we blindly follow without questioning?
Should you go see it? Well . . . allow me a disclaimer. If "F" bombs make you cringe or full-frontal nakedness (not gratuitous) makes you blush, then no. Or if you're a Christian who's easily offended by opposing viewpoints, then stay away.
Otherwise, this is a thought-provoking movie that will stick with you for awhile and cause you to examine your core beliefs.
THE SECRET LIFE OF PETS
This movie had so much potential. With an opening sentence like that, you know exactly where this mini-review is going, eh? And if you've seen the preview for this animated film, you also know pretty much the entire story of this movie.
In a nutshell, this is a day in the life of two dogs, who are enemies. They end up getting lost and have to work together to get back home. It's always good to stick two incompatible characters together, so on a basic level this story totally works. Kids will love it because there's a certain amount of butt sniffing and potty humor.
But where it fails is to engage the adult half of the audience, which is a must for today's market. Not that it has to be raunchy humor, but at least something super witty or sarcastic to hold a parent's attention.
Should you go see it? Nah. Wait until it's out on video.
JASON BOURNE
How many Bourne movies are there now? 72? 83? It seems like it. Actually, I loved the first two in this series, but now the story is just tired. This one has your requisite car chases, fight scenes, and assassinations.
The premise of the story is that Jason Bourne is suffering from flashbacks of when his father died. Wrestling that demon gives him no peace. . .until he finds out who did it, because clearly revenge will give him peace. Wrong-o, bucko. Which is what he semi-figures out by the end I think???? Not really sure. Yeah, there's that much non-disclosure leaving you hanging at the end, and not in an oh-my-gosh-can't-wait-to-see-the-next-one kind of way. More like I-am-so-done-with-Bourne.
This plot is a fail because there's no grander thing, no more glorious ideal, that Bourne is reaching for other than revenge.
Should you go see it? Nah. Not even on video.
CAPTAIN FANTASTIC
It's a rare plot that has me wondering what the heck is going to happen. This is one of those rarities. The story is about a family that's chosen to live off grid in the forest. The mom dies in a hospital and the dad and kids go to the funeral. Two words: culture clash. Big time. And that's all I can tell you without giving anything away.
What I liked about this movie was coming away with a lot of thoughts. What's the right way to raise kids? How much culture is too much? Why do we blindly follow without questioning?
Should you go see it? Well . . . allow me a disclaimer. If "F" bombs make you cringe or full-frontal nakedness (not gratuitous) makes you blush, then no. Or if you're a Christian who's easily offended by opposing viewpoints, then stay away.
Otherwise, this is a thought-provoking movie that will stick with you for awhile and cause you to examine your core beliefs.
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Thursday, July 7, 2016
Is it Ethical to Pay for a Book Review?
Some of your best loved books you found high-ranking on Amazon or the New York Times Best Sellers list actually paid for their reviews. What do you think about that? Is it ethical to pay for a book review?
Yes.
And no.
First off, just so you know, I've never paid for any reviews of my books. Not that my stance makes me a saint. It's just where I, personally, land on the issue. Now that we've got that little disclaimer out of the way, let's explore this issue . . .
When It's Ethical
Top book reviewers are super swamped with authors and publishers clamoring for them to please-please-pulleazzzz read and review their book. These reviewers are sought after because they do a great job explaining the pros and cons of a particular tale. Readers trust them, and consequently, books they recommend sell well.
But reading books takes time. Hours. And writing a credible review takes even longer. Is it too much to ask a publisher or author to finance that time spent reading their book? I think not. Paying a top reviewer for an honest and expedited review is no more schmaltzy than sending out personalized thank you gifts as a promo for your new book.
When It's NOT Ethical
Paying for a guaranteed 5-star review is just wrong, plain and simple. It devalues the "real" fantastic reviews and it's a flat-out lie if the book is a stinker. The real problem isn't that a reviewer receives money to write a review; it's when that money causes the reviewer to lie about the book.
Here are some ways to spot a fake "great" review on Amazon . . .
- the copy is short
- the copy is vague
- the author of the review has very few if any other reviews
Besides buying an author's books, writing a review is the best way to support that starving artist. Unless you want to send them a money order. Or chocolate.
Or both.
Yes.
And no.
First off, just so you know, I've never paid for any reviews of my books. Not that my stance makes me a saint. It's just where I, personally, land on the issue. Now that we've got that little disclaimer out of the way, let's explore this issue . . .
When It's Ethical
Top book reviewers are super swamped with authors and publishers clamoring for them to please-please-pulleazzzz read and review their book. These reviewers are sought after because they do a great job explaining the pros and cons of a particular tale. Readers trust them, and consequently, books they recommend sell well.
But reading books takes time. Hours. And writing a credible review takes even longer. Is it too much to ask a publisher or author to finance that time spent reading their book? I think not. Paying a top reviewer for an honest and expedited review is no more schmaltzy than sending out personalized thank you gifts as a promo for your new book.
When It's NOT Ethical
Paying for a guaranteed 5-star review is just wrong, plain and simple. It devalues the "real" fantastic reviews and it's a flat-out lie if the book is a stinker. The real problem isn't that a reviewer receives money to write a review; it's when that money causes the reviewer to lie about the book.
Here are some ways to spot a fake "great" review on Amazon . . .
- the copy is short
- the copy is vague
- the author of the review has very few if any other reviews
Besides buying an author's books, writing a review is the best way to support that starving artist. Unless you want to send them a money order. Or chocolate.
Or both.
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Monday, May 9, 2016
What's So Great About Introverts?
post by Michelle Griep
It always freaks people out when I confess that I'm an introvert. Apparently that's not the persona I give off. Sure, I can yuk it up with the best of them, even slap a lampshade on my head and dance on the table. The thing is, though, that being too long around people drains me.
Introverts often get bad press. They're the nerds, the wallflowers, the ones that no one asks to prom. But today, here at Writer Off the Leash, we are going to celebrate the introverts of the world.
3 Great Things About Being an Introvert
1. Sweet Storytelling Skills
Generally, introverts are reflective. They are the daydreamers. Those who get lost in thought. Because of this trait, telling stories is a given. Some famous introverted tale tellers: J.K. Rowling, Abraham Lincoln, Dr. Seuss.
2. Ready and Willing to Lend an Ear
Introverts tend to be contemplative and often more quiet. Not only are they able to listen but to analyze and then act.
3. Great Team Players
Usually introverts do not feel comfortable in the spotlight, which means they aren't attention hogs. So if you've got a project where you need creative collaboration, an introvert is going to be a star player on that them.
Don't get confused with thinking introverts are shy or antisocial. Usually they have an independent streak a mile wide and don't often care what others think of them. They still love to socialize with their buddies, just in measured amounts.
If you have an introvert in your life, give them a high-five today.
It always freaks people out when I confess that I'm an introvert. Apparently that's not the persona I give off. Sure, I can yuk it up with the best of them, even slap a lampshade on my head and dance on the table. The thing is, though, that being too long around people drains me.
Introverts often get bad press. They're the nerds, the wallflowers, the ones that no one asks to prom. But today, here at Writer Off the Leash, we are going to celebrate the introverts of the world.
3 Great Things About Being an Introvert
1. Sweet Storytelling Skills
Generally, introverts are reflective. They are the daydreamers. Those who get lost in thought. Because of this trait, telling stories is a given. Some famous introverted tale tellers: J.K. Rowling, Abraham Lincoln, Dr. Seuss.
2. Ready and Willing to Lend an Ear
Introverts tend to be contemplative and often more quiet. Not only are they able to listen but to analyze and then act.
3. Great Team Players
Usually introverts do not feel comfortable in the spotlight, which means they aren't attention hogs. So if you've got a project where you need creative collaboration, an introvert is going to be a star player on that them.
Don't get confused with thinking introverts are shy or antisocial. Usually they have an independent streak a mile wide and don't often care what others think of them. They still love to socialize with their buddies, just in measured amounts.
If you have an introvert in your life, give them a high-five today.
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Monday, May 2, 2016
How Age Affects Reading
Post by Michelle Griep
Because you are all above average readers and highly intellectual, you probably can guess the answer to this . . .
Does age affect reading?
Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Yes, we have a winner. Age does affect reading, but how? Here are a few interesting statistics:
Because you are all above average readers and highly intellectual, you probably can guess the answer to this . . .
Does age affect reading?
Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Yes, we have a winner. Age does affect reading, but how? Here are a few interesting statistics:
- Women over 45 years old are 15% more likely to finish a book than the average reader.
- Readers under the age of 35 are 10% less likely than the average to finish a book.
- Older readers buy a significant number of young adult titles.
- The age group that reads the most (averaging 13 titles a year) is tied between the 30-49s and the 50-64s.
- Younger readers (ages 16-29) most often read to research topics of interest. Older readers (30+) read for pleasure.
- Younger readers read their eBooks on a cell phone. E-readers are the device of choice for those older.
- The library is used by younger readers more frequently instead of older readers.
Which one of these statistics surprised you the most? Personally, though I'm one of those who loves YA, I thought that perhaps I was an anomaly. Guess not.
Does that mean I can take off my freak badge now?
Does that mean I can take off my freak badge now?
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Friday, April 15, 2016
What Do You Read For?
post by Michelle Griep
Readers are as varied as the shoes in my daughter's closet. Not even kidding. The girl has everything from Uggs to Toms to a pair of flip-flops that are at least seven years old.
Anyway, my point is that people choose favorite books to read based on different criteria, and here are the top three . . .
A sense of place.
This reader seriously needs a vacation but doesn't have the time or moolah to pack up and head to Tahiti. So the next best thing is to pick up a book and escape.
Fresh prose.
This reader is always on the lookout for phrases that sing, wordsmithing that's jaw dropping, a writing style that surprises. This kind of reader doesn't need an escape as much as a literary experience with fascinating word combinations.
Deep emotional journey.
Character connection is what this reader is all about -- so connected that the reader feels like she's the protagonist and lives vicariously through the story.
So, which kind of reader are you? As for me, I'm the fresh prose seeker. I love it when I find an author who bends words into somersaults that make me smile or gasp. Favorites: Travis Thrasher, Ray Bradbury, Lisa Mangum.
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Wednesday, March 23, 2016
On Brussels
post by Michelle Griep
Every blogger in the universe is posting something pithy about Brussels today. Yeah, I'm one of them. Most will lament the bloodshed or the insanity of terror. Some will be hate-filled, others oozing fear. There will be facts and statistics and gruesome details galore. But the one thing that's really worth everyone's attention is the brevity of life. Those people were just going about their business, la-de-dah-de-dah when the last word of the last chapter on their life was written -- and they didn't even see it coming. It could happen to you. It could happen to me.
But it's 100% certain that death will happen, whether by a bomb or disease. No one makes it out of this world alive -- except for Jesus, but He gets a pass because He's also part God.
Anyway, the point I want to make is life is short. A vapor. A breath, and you never know when your last one will be. So live today as if it's your last. You want to be a writer? Then get on that writerly dream pony and ride it. You want to bake a batch of chocolate chip cookies with your grandkids and eat them fresh out of the oven with a glass of milk? Then invite the kiddies over and get to it.
Don't wait until tomorrow to pursue your dreams because tomorrow isn't a promise. Whatever talents God gave you are to be used, not buried in a hole.
I wonder what dreams lie crushed in the rubble of Brussels.
Every blogger in the universe is posting something pithy about Brussels today. Yeah, I'm one of them. Most will lament the bloodshed or the insanity of terror. Some will be hate-filled, others oozing fear. There will be facts and statistics and gruesome details galore. But the one thing that's really worth everyone's attention is the brevity of life. Those people were just going about their business, la-de-dah-de-dah when the last word of the last chapter on their life was written -- and they didn't even see it coming. It could happen to you. It could happen to me.
But it's 100% certain that death will happen, whether by a bomb or disease. No one makes it out of this world alive -- except for Jesus, but He gets a pass because He's also part God.
Anyway, the point I want to make is life is short. A vapor. A breath, and you never know when your last one will be. So live today as if it's your last. You want to be a writer? Then get on that writerly dream pony and ride it. You want to bake a batch of chocolate chip cookies with your grandkids and eat them fresh out of the oven with a glass of milk? Then invite the kiddies over and get to it.
Don't wait until tomorrow to pursue your dreams because tomorrow isn't a promise. Whatever talents God gave you are to be used, not buried in a hole.
I wonder what dreams lie crushed in the rubble of Brussels.
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Friday, February 26, 2016
One Man's Kiss is Another Man's Porn
post by Michelle Griep
In the Christian book market, the war still rages over what is appropriate vs. inappropriate in the sexuality department. Oops. I just wrote the word sexuality. Dang it! And then I just wrote "dang." Yikes. Did you hear that big crash followed by a shattering noise? Yeah, that was my halo.
Getting back to the controversy, though, I have only two words to add:
Dead. Horse.
Do we really need to continue beating this subject to a bloody pulp? Apparently so, because Christian authors are still in the crosshairs of angry readers when it comes to "graphic" scenes. I use that term loosely because what's graphic to one person may not be for another.
But here's the thing . . . if a book clearly states it's a romance, then maybe readers with a sensitivity toward kissing or hand holding or deep, probing gazes shouldn't pick the book up in the first place. Yes, I know. I could very well get hate mail just for having written deep and probing. Bring it.
I figure as long as there are no explicit body parts hanging out for the reader to see and no clear lines of Biblical immorality being crossed (keyword: CLEAR), then there's no shame in writing or reading a love story. Anyone heard of Song of Solomon? Just saying.
In the Christian book market, the war still rages over what is appropriate vs. inappropriate in the sexuality department. Oops. I just wrote the word sexuality. Dang it! And then I just wrote "dang." Yikes. Did you hear that big crash followed by a shattering noise? Yeah, that was my halo.
Getting back to the controversy, though, I have only two words to add:
Dead. Horse.
Do we really need to continue beating this subject to a bloody pulp? Apparently so, because Christian authors are still in the crosshairs of angry readers when it comes to "graphic" scenes. I use that term loosely because what's graphic to one person may not be for another.
But here's the thing . . . if a book clearly states it's a romance, then maybe readers with a sensitivity toward kissing or hand holding or deep, probing gazes shouldn't pick the book up in the first place. Yes, I know. I could very well get hate mail just for having written deep and probing. Bring it.
I figure as long as there are no explicit body parts hanging out for the reader to see and no clear lines of Biblical immorality being crossed (keyword: CLEAR), then there's no shame in writing or reading a love story. Anyone heard of Song of Solomon? Just saying.
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Tuesday, November 24, 2015
What it Feels Like to Finish a First Draft
post by Michelle Griep
“Writing a book is a horrible, exhausting struggle,
like a long bout
of some painful illness.
One would never undertake such a thing if one were not driven on by some demon whom one can neither resist nor understand.”
~ George Orwell
I did it. I typed "The End" on my latest great American novel. Want to know how I'm celebrating?
I'm not.
Oh, don't get me wrong. I love slapping a lampshade on my head and kicking up my heels as much as the next person. But I don't feel like partying, and that's a little hard for a non-writer to understand. Nevertheless, I'll see if I can explain this in layman's terms . . .
Think about spending four solid months with two people that you've gotten to know inside and out. You know how they think, talk, act and react. You've been with them through tragedy and triumph, day in and day out. You've felt what they felt the entire time. They're part of you because, well, you created them.
Then blammo! With the typing of two little words, end of relationship. Goodbye to your imaginary friends. They are, in all essence, dead.
Would you feel like celebrating?
Okay, so maybe that's a bit of an exaggeration, because there is a certain amount of pride and accomplishment at finishing a book. I'm just saying that it's a bittersweet end.
But after I send in the polished draft and I get my advance check in my hot little hand, then goodbye sentiment and hello little black dress and heels . . . because then I'll really be ready to party.
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Wednesday, September 2, 2015
3 Takeaways From The War Room
A movie review.
Tonight the hubs and I snagged a mongo bucket of buttered popcorn, a Hi-C icee, and parked our heinies in an air conditioned movie theater. Hey, cut me some slack. It's like Africa hot around here.
Anyways, we went to see The War Room, a Kendrick Brothers movie. They're the dudes who did Facing the Giants, Fireproof, and Courageous. Their skills keep getting refined. This one was probably their best to date, acting and cinemagraphic-wise. Okay, so that's not really a word, but what I'm saying is the camera shots were great as were the actors who played the main characters. I particularly fell in love with Karen Abercrombie who played Miss Clara. Awesome job.
But besides the setting and acting, there were several other takeaways . . .
Spiritual Takeaway Value
Prayer rocks. No, really. Prayer is an essential part of a Christian's life. It's non-negotiable and changes everything.
Writerly Takeaway Value
One of the best things about this movie is the little details that all get wrapped up by the end of the story. I don't want to give any spoilers, so you'll have to trust me on this one, but this technique endears a reader and/or viewer to any story.
Inspirational Takeaway Value
Not to be confused with the spiritual, mind you. In this instance, I'm talking about two brothers, the Kendricks, who had a dream to make movies with solid moral lessons. They didn't just talk smack about it. They got off their butts and made it happen. That, my friends, is inspiration.
If you get a chance to go see this movie, do it, and do it soon. I'm not sure how much longer it will be at theaters. Go support wholesome movies and get yourself a tub of popcorn while you're at it.
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Friday, July 10, 2015
Literary Tattoo Trivia
Tattoos are all the rage right now. Want to see a picture of mine? Nah. Don't panic. I don't have one. But if I did, I'd want a tramp stamp of the Loch Ness monster swimming on the waves of my . . . er . . . as I was saying, tatts are trendy. Here are three interesting tidbits I found at the intersection of literature and skin artistry . . .
Tattoo For a Book
Want a tatt of a dragon and the honor of promoting a new book at the same time? The latest book in Stieg Larsson's Dragon Tattoo series is about to launch and Hachette Australia is looking for a volunteer who's willing to give up their back as a canvas. Best of all, it's free. Deadline is midnight, July 12.
The Illustrated Man
Way before every hipster in town was inking their skin, Ray Bradbury wrote this classic science fiction book. In it, an unnamed narrator watches the Illustrated Man's tattoos come to life, presenting nineteen short stories.
Top 5 Books That Influence Tattoos
The most common books that influence tattoo choices are:
1. Slaughterhouse-Five by Kurt Vonnegut
2. Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll
3. Where the Wild Things Are by Maurice Sendak
4. The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
5. Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk
Tattoo For a Book
Want a tatt of a dragon and the honor of promoting a new book at the same time? The latest book in Stieg Larsson's Dragon Tattoo series is about to launch and Hachette Australia is looking for a volunteer who's willing to give up their back as a canvas. Best of all, it's free. Deadline is midnight, July 12.
The Illustrated Man
Way before every hipster in town was inking their skin, Ray Bradbury wrote this classic science fiction book. In it, an unnamed narrator watches the Illustrated Man's tattoos come to life, presenting nineteen short stories.
Top 5 Books That Influence Tattoos
The most common books that influence tattoo choices are:
1. Slaughterhouse-Five by Kurt Vonnegut
2. Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll
3. Where the Wild Things Are by Maurice Sendak
4. The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
5. Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk
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Tuesday, July 7, 2015
Why Books Are Better
Recently I was asked to defend a book to a person who'd seen only a stage version of the story -- and clearly did NOT like it. My response? A novel is a piece of art that ought be judged on the basis of literary criteria, not theatrical. They are two different beasts, completely.
When it comes to a flick, a play, or a novel, I almost always choose the novel. Why? Because candy for the eyes is tasty, but not nearly as long lasting as a picture in the mind. In our current culture, however, I fear that I'm in the minority. Instant gratification is the winner of the day.
I will admit, however, to one movie that was better than the book. The 2002 version of The Count of Monte Cristo was way better than Dumas's opium-smoking hero. And I'll also give you that the BBC production of Bleak House brought Dicken's classic to life in the perfect way. Other than that, though, books always trump. Why?
For the very reason today's culture turns to two-hour movies . . . time. When you invest time into the reading of a book, you connect on a deeper level than when you sit through a one-hundred-twenty minute whiz-bang collection of special effects. You experience the emotions of the characters in a way that is deeply personal and it makes a larger imprint on your brain.
Also, you see a character for what he is on the inside, not just the glamorous (or ugly) skin version on a screen. You hear their thoughts, understand their motivations, and see the full scope of how they change throughout the story because of it.
Sure, I still go see movies and plays, but I always make sure to read the book format first. Where do you stand? Feel free to sound off in the comment section.
"Books and movies are like apples and oranges. They both are fruit, but taste completely different."
~ Stephen King
I will admit, however, to one movie that was better than the book. The 2002 version of The Count of Monte Cristo was way better than Dumas's opium-smoking hero. And I'll also give you that the BBC production of Bleak House brought Dicken's classic to life in the perfect way. Other than that, though, books always trump. Why?
For the very reason today's culture turns to two-hour movies . . . time. When you invest time into the reading of a book, you connect on a deeper level than when you sit through a one-hundred-twenty minute whiz-bang collection of special effects. You experience the emotions of the characters in a way that is deeply personal and it makes a larger imprint on your brain.
Also, you see a character for what he is on the inside, not just the glamorous (or ugly) skin version on a screen. You hear their thoughts, understand their motivations, and see the full scope of how they change throughout the story because of it.
Sure, I still go see movies and plays, but I always make sure to read the book format first. Where do you stand? Feel free to sound off in the comment section.
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Tuesday, May 19, 2015
Why Are Book Covers So Important?
Oh, stop shouting. I hear you. "Duh, Michelle! Everyone knows the purpose of a book cover is to sell the dang thing. That's why it's so important. Now take your ball and go home because no one wants to play with an idiot."
To which I reply, "Hold up there, Hoss. Sure, the sales aspect is valid, but there are other reasons a book cover is important. So pipe down and listen up. You just might learn a thing or five."
5 Reasons Why Book Covers Are Important
Protection
No, not as in you can whap someone over the head with it. A book cover's most functional job is to protect the brilliant writing within. It holds together and protects the pages.
Status Symbol
You are what you read . . . or at least that's what other people think when they see you toting a book. Other's perceptions of you will be very different depending upon if you walk around with a copy of War and Peace under your arm or if it's a Harlequin romance.
Decoration
Even if Martha Stewart isn't your middle name (and if it is . . . wow, stinks to be you), books are part of a living room's decor, or family room, or wherever it is that you keep your books. A coffee table wouldn't be complete without a gorgeous book sitting on it.
Preview
I'm never one to arrive late to a movie because I love to see the movie trailers. A book cover is like that, giving you a bit of a teaser for the story inside.
Classification
A cozy mystery cover is distinctly different from a bodice ripper, and a cover gives you that information at a glance.
Book covers do have a pretty full agenda besides simply being a marketing tool, which honestly makes me glad I'm not a designer. Way too much pressure.
To which I reply, "Hold up there, Hoss. Sure, the sales aspect is valid, but there are other reasons a book cover is important. So pipe down and listen up. You just might learn a thing or five."
5 Reasons Why Book Covers Are Important
Protection
No, not as in you can whap someone over the head with it. A book cover's most functional job is to protect the brilliant writing within. It holds together and protects the pages.
Status Symbol
You are what you read . . . or at least that's what other people think when they see you toting a book. Other's perceptions of you will be very different depending upon if you walk around with a copy of War and Peace under your arm or if it's a Harlequin romance.
Decoration
Even if Martha Stewart isn't your middle name (and if it is . . . wow, stinks to be you), books are part of a living room's decor, or family room, or wherever it is that you keep your books. A coffee table wouldn't be complete without a gorgeous book sitting on it.
Preview
I'm never one to arrive late to a movie because I love to see the movie trailers. A book cover is like that, giving you a bit of a teaser for the story inside.
Classification
A cozy mystery cover is distinctly different from a bodice ripper, and a cover gives you that information at a glance.
Book covers do have a pretty full agenda besides simply being a marketing tool, which honestly makes me glad I'm not a designer. Way too much pressure.
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Friday, May 15, 2015
The Forgotten Art of Handwritten Letters
Guess what I got in the mail this week. No, not another credit card application or an invitation from AARP. Not even a twofer pizza dealio or yet another bank statement that I'll just ignore. I got a letter. A for-real, bonafide, not-a-crappy-piece-of-junk-mail handwritten letter. And it was a dang glorious feeling as I slit open the envelope and pulled out a swirly-twirly cursive greeting just for me. Why would someone take the trouble or why should you put the effort into sending just such a note to someone else?
5 Reasons Why You Should Send a Handwritten Note
1. It shows that you care.
It takes like two seconds to pop off a text or shoot an email to someone. Making the effort to lug out a notecard, address and stamp an envelope, and jot down your sentiments longhand shows the recipient that you really do care about them.
2. A letter is timeless.
5 Reasons Why You Should Send a Handwritten Note
1. It shows that you care.
It takes like two seconds to pop off a text or shoot an email to someone. Making the effort to lug out a notecard, address and stamp an envelope, and jot down your sentiments longhand shows the recipient that you really do care about them.
2. A letter is timeless.
Handwritten cards don't disappear when a computer crashes or the electricity goes kaputz. Think about all the letters preserving history in museums.
3. It makes you, the writer, feel good.
Besides the satisfaction of knowing you're going to make someone very happy, science links note writing to happiness.
4. It requires you to unplug, even if only for a little while.
Your eyeballs will thank you, and so will your brain as you focus without popping over to Facebook or Twitter.
5. It develops patience.
In the age of instant everything, writing a letter forces you to slow down.
So, go ahead. Grab some stationery and make someone's day. Need some ideas?
Post off a note to:
- a parent
- a sibling
- a friend you haven't seen in ages
- a former co-worker or an old boss
- a neighbor you moved away from years ago
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Thursday, February 5, 2015
How is Writing Non-Fiction Different From Fiction?
If I were to sit down across the table from you, cups of java in hand of course, and ask you how writing non-fiction is different from writing fiction, how would you answer? Think on it.
Ready? Answer in mind?
You are wrong, Bucko.
Today I'm here to blast out of the water the three most common misconceptions the average humanoid believes to be true about non-fiction vs. fiction.
Myth:
In fiction you get to make things up, but in non-fiction you can only list facts.
Busted:
Would you seriously want to read a novel wherein nothing is true? Fiction needs to have facts incorporated in order to be believable.
And conversely, in non-fiction you need to creatively express your facts so that a reader doesn't shrivel up and die from literary dehydration.
Myth:
Story is fine for fiction but forget about it for non-fiction.
Busted:
We all live in some kind of story. Maybe your life is a drama right now. Or perhaps you're living in a sit-com. Whatever, story grabs hold of readers because that's where writing connects with their heart. This is every bit as much true for non-fiction books as well fiction.
Myth:
Writing fiction is harder than non-fiction --or-- writing non-fiction is harder than fiction.
Busted:
They're both hard. Each requires attention to detail, word choices, writing tight, and content that scoots the reader to the edge of his seat.
Sure, there are some differences between the two. There is no arc or climax in a non-fiction book, no protagonists or antagonists. Fiction has a theme but it's not a useful how-to tool.
The point is don't be all puffed up thinking non-fiction writers are smarter than fiction authors, nor put fiction writers on a pedestal of supreme creativity because non-fiction writers surely only deal in dust-dry words. Writers are writers no matter the genre. Words are words. The great divide isn't so great after all.
Ready? Answer in mind?
You are wrong, Bucko.
Today I'm here to blast out of the water the three most common misconceptions the average humanoid believes to be true about non-fiction vs. fiction.
Myth:
In fiction you get to make things up, but in non-fiction you can only list facts.
Busted:
Would you seriously want to read a novel wherein nothing is true? Fiction needs to have facts incorporated in order to be believable.
And conversely, in non-fiction you need to creatively express your facts so that a reader doesn't shrivel up and die from literary dehydration.
Myth:
Story is fine for fiction but forget about it for non-fiction.
Busted:
We all live in some kind of story. Maybe your life is a drama right now. Or perhaps you're living in a sit-com. Whatever, story grabs hold of readers because that's where writing connects with their heart. This is every bit as much true for non-fiction books as well fiction.
Myth:
Writing fiction is harder than non-fiction --or-- writing non-fiction is harder than fiction.
Busted:
They're both hard. Each requires attention to detail, word choices, writing tight, and content that scoots the reader to the edge of his seat.
Sure, there are some differences between the two. There is no arc or climax in a non-fiction book, no protagonists or antagonists. Fiction has a theme but it's not a useful how-to tool.
The point is don't be all puffed up thinking non-fiction writers are smarter than fiction authors, nor put fiction writers on a pedestal of supreme creativity because non-fiction writers surely only deal in dust-dry words. Writers are writers no matter the genre. Words are words. The great divide isn't so great after all.
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Tuesday, February 3, 2015
Why I Decided to Self Publish
Way back when dinosaurs roamed the face of the earth, cavemen carved out their novels in hieroglyphics on stone walls. No contracts involved. No queries or proposals or pub boards. Just bam! There's a story, thank you very much. Self publishing is kind of like that, but without the fear of velociraptors ripping open your flesh with sharp, pointy talons.
Not too long ago, putting out your own book was looked upon with a huge frowny face. You were considered a loser. Someone who's writing wasn't good enough for a "real" publisher. Self-published books were stigmatized as sub-par.
Wow. How times have changed. Oh, there's still some crappy writing out there in Indie Land, but lot's of respectable authors have ventured into the realm of self-publishing. MaryLu Tyndall. Brandilyn Collins. Even the famed Stephen King.
And now, moi. The big question is why? Why risk my own money up front when there's literally hundreds of thousands of other books out there clamoring for buyers?
Peer Pressure
All the cool writerly kids are doing it nowadays, so I thought I'd give it a whirl as well. I've already got four traditionally published books under my belt (yeah, it's a little snug). Self-publishing would be a new adventure.
Sheer Laziness
I didn't want to spend the time figuring out what publishers to pitch a non-fiction writing craft book to. I also didn't want to spend the moolah to frequent the conferences where those publishers might be hanging out. Does that sound like I'm cheap and lazy? Yep. You'd be right.
Team Work
I had a buddy who'd been after me to self pub. Every time I saw him, he'd be like, "So, when are you going to put out your own book?" One day I shot back, "When you do it for me." The gauntlet lay in the dirt. He picked it up and ran with it. I did all the writing, found an editor and graphic designer. He did all the formatting and ISBN funny business.
Those are my reasons, but those aren't the only reasons to self pub. Here are a few more:
Not too long ago, putting out your own book was looked upon with a huge frowny face. You were considered a loser. Someone who's writing wasn't good enough for a "real" publisher. Self-published books were stigmatized as sub-par.
Wow. How times have changed. Oh, there's still some crappy writing out there in Indie Land, but lot's of respectable authors have ventured into the realm of self-publishing. MaryLu Tyndall. Brandilyn Collins. Even the famed Stephen King.
And now, moi. The big question is why? Why risk my own money up front when there's literally hundreds of thousands of other books out there clamoring for buyers?
Top 3 Reasons Why I Self Published
Peer Pressure
All the cool writerly kids are doing it nowadays, so I thought I'd give it a whirl as well. I've already got four traditionally published books under my belt (yeah, it's a little snug). Self-publishing would be a new adventure.
Sheer Laziness
I didn't want to spend the time figuring out what publishers to pitch a non-fiction writing craft book to. I also didn't want to spend the moolah to frequent the conferences where those publishers might be hanging out. Does that sound like I'm cheap and lazy? Yep. You'd be right.
Team Work
I had a buddy who'd been after me to self pub. Every time I saw him, he'd be like, "So, when are you going to put out your own book?" One day I shot back, "When you do it for me." The gauntlet lay in the dirt. He picked it up and ran with it. I did all the writing, found an editor and graphic designer. He did all the formatting and ISBN funny business.
Those are my reasons, but those aren't the only reasons to self pub. Here are a few more:
- Control ~ you have the final say on everything involving your book
- Time ~ it's on your own timeframe, not a year or two out
- Ownership ~ you retain all your rights
- Genre ~ you don't have to sell to a certain market, well, unless of course you want to make money
- Royalties ~ there's no middle man to pay
Independent publishing isn't for everyone. It's not a get quick rich scheme or the fast track to fame. If those are your goals, this isn't the gig for you. But, if you're willing to be in the writing game for the long haul, put your money where your mouth is and cough up the cash for editing and cover design, then you might want to give self-pubbing a good, hard look.
Or I might be wrong and this could all blow up in my face. Stay tuned. I'll be sure to take pictures if that happens.
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Monday, January 5, 2015
Unsolved Historical Mysteries
Person of Interest? Sherlock? NCSI? Today, everyone’s got their favorite criminal mystery show, but did you know that crime investigation has its roots planted deeply back in the late eighteenth century in England? The Bow Street Runners were the first organized detective force of the era. But even they couldn’t solve some mysteries . . .
An Unusual Tale
Elizabeth Canning was a maidservant who disappeared for four weeks in 1753. Her story of what happened ultimately divided the nation.
She claims she was abducted—not by aliens, but thugs—and taken to a brothel in Enfield, a town just outside London. She refused to be forced into prostitution, so they locked her in an attic, where they stole her corset and fed her stale bread. Somehow, she managed to escape out a window.
When she told her employer what’d happened, he led a mob to the establishment, a brothel run by Mother Wells. Henry Fielding—the creator of the Bow Street Runners—acquired convictions for Mother Wells and her gypsy accomplice, Mary Squires. Wells was branded and Squires was sentenced to hang for the corset theft . . . but Squires had reliable alibis that put her in a different part of England during those four weeks. The Lord Mayor of London intervened, and Squire’s conviction was overturned. This angered the public, because hey, they were missing out on a hanging, which was great entertainment back then.
So, what really happened? Who knows? Speculation says that Canning was likely trying to hide a pregnancy and may have run away to get an abortion or maybe even birth an illegitimate child. Wells ended up getting convicted of perjury and was sentenced to seven years in America. She never came back.
An Unusual Corpse
Recently London archeologists excavated the graveyard of St. Pancras Old Church in preparation for yet another rail terminal. Why were archeologists called in instead of hard-hat wearing construction workers? Because this site had been used for mass graves during the first part of the nineteenth century. Care needed to be used instead of backhoes. As expected, they found lots of coffins, but one in particular grabbed everyone’s attention.
It contained the remains of eight people—and a thirteen-foot walrus.
No one knows how it got there, where it came from, or even why. In the early 1800’s, a walrus would’ve been considered a sea monster, and there were precious few of those roaming the London streets. Okay, none, but obviously there was one, because they found the bones to prove it.
An Unusual Code
On the grounds of an English country manor, there is a beautifully carved monument. No big deal, right? Wrong, Watson. Not even Sherlock could solve this one.
The inscription on Shepherd’s Monument at Shugborough Hall is a cryptic sequence of letters that has contemporaries and historians scratching their heads. It reads:
Those ten letters are known as one of the world’s top uncracked ciphertexts. From Charles Dickens to Charles Darwin, no one who’s put his mind to it has been able to figure out what the message means. Some speculate it might’ve been left by the Knights Templar as a clue to the whereabouts of the Holy Grail . . . yet no one really knows.
These mysteries remain unsolved, but if you’d like to read an intriguing tale that ties up all the loose threads by the end, pick up a copy of my latest release, BRENTWOOD’S WARD . . .
There’s none better than NICHOLAS BRENTWOOD at catching the felons who ravage London’s streets, and there’s nothing he loves more than seeing justice carried out—but this time he’s met his match. Beautiful and beguiling EMILY PAYNE is more treacherous than a city full of miscreants and thugs, for she’s a thief of the highest order…she’s stolen his heart.
Available in paperback, ebook, and audiobook formats at Amazon, Barnes and Noble, and other fine booksellers.
An Unusual Tale
Elizabeth Canning was a maidservant who disappeared for four weeks in 1753. Her story of what happened ultimately divided the nation.
She claims she was abducted—not by aliens, but thugs—and taken to a brothel in Enfield, a town just outside London. She refused to be forced into prostitution, so they locked her in an attic, where they stole her corset and fed her stale bread. Somehow, she managed to escape out a window.
When she told her employer what’d happened, he led a mob to the establishment, a brothel run by Mother Wells. Henry Fielding—the creator of the Bow Street Runners—acquired convictions for Mother Wells and her gypsy accomplice, Mary Squires. Wells was branded and Squires was sentenced to hang for the corset theft . . . but Squires had reliable alibis that put her in a different part of England during those four weeks. The Lord Mayor of London intervened, and Squire’s conviction was overturned. This angered the public, because hey, they were missing out on a hanging, which was great entertainment back then.
So, what really happened? Who knows? Speculation says that Canning was likely trying to hide a pregnancy and may have run away to get an abortion or maybe even birth an illegitimate child. Wells ended up getting convicted of perjury and was sentenced to seven years in America. She never came back.
An Unusual Corpse
Recently London archeologists excavated the graveyard of St. Pancras Old Church in preparation for yet another rail terminal. Why were archeologists called in instead of hard-hat wearing construction workers? Because this site had been used for mass graves during the first part of the nineteenth century. Care needed to be used instead of backhoes. As expected, they found lots of coffins, but one in particular grabbed everyone’s attention.
It contained the remains of eight people—and a thirteen-foot walrus.
No one knows how it got there, where it came from, or even why. In the early 1800’s, a walrus would’ve been considered a sea monster, and there were precious few of those roaming the London streets. Okay, none, but obviously there was one, because they found the bones to prove it.
An Unusual Code
On the grounds of an English country manor, there is a beautifully carved monument. No big deal, right? Wrong, Watson. Not even Sherlock could solve this one.
The inscription on Shepherd’s Monument at Shugborough Hall is a cryptic sequence of letters that has contemporaries and historians scratching their heads. It reads:
DOUOSVAVVM
Those ten letters are known as one of the world’s top uncracked ciphertexts. From Charles Dickens to Charles Darwin, no one who’s put his mind to it has been able to figure out what the message means. Some speculate it might’ve been left by the Knights Templar as a clue to the whereabouts of the Holy Grail . . . yet no one really knows.
These mysteries remain unsolved, but if you’d like to read an intriguing tale that ties up all the loose threads by the end, pick up a copy of my latest release, BRENTWOOD’S WARD . . .
There’s none better than NICHOLAS BRENTWOOD at catching the felons who ravage London’s streets, and there’s nothing he loves more than seeing justice carried out—but this time he’s met his match. Beautiful and beguiling EMILY PAYNE is more treacherous than a city full of miscreants and thugs, for she’s a thief of the highest order…she’s stolen his heart.
Available in paperback, ebook, and audiobook formats at Amazon, Barnes and Noble, and other fine booksellers.
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Wednesday, December 17, 2014
Books That Change Your Behavior
As I was walking my devil dog through the neighborhood today, I saw several leftover pumpkins, weeping their carcasses over the edge of a porch. Looked like a slow suicide. What a way to go. I semi-wished I had a notebook to scratch down a few thoughts about such a death -- only semi because I would've frostbit my fingertips, and then who would do all the Christmas baking?
Disclaimer: this is one dilly of a meandering segue so don't strain too hard because I won't be held responsible for pulled muscles.
Back to the notebook thingee . . . the idea yanked something out of my trashcan (Griep talk for a forgotten memory). Way back when I was a young reader, I devoured the book Harriet the Spy, so much so that I toodled around the neighborhood taking notes while eating a tomato sandwich just to be like the main character . . . which didn't work out so well because I almost threw up and the only thing even mildly interesting in the neighborhood was the corner house because it smelled like an open can of tuna.
All that to say (and BTW, I'm very proud of you for hanging with me around those tight curves) some books are much more than entertainment. They can be life changing in tangible ways. More examples:
Little House on the Prairie
The phrase "and Laura thought this great fun" got me through the first few lessons of downhill skiing. I repeated them over and over as I somersaulted down the slopes.
Streiker's Bride
The heroine made a pan of brownies. Need I say more?
Fifteen
The teenage hero takes the heroine to a Chinese restaurant and encourages her to try new foods even though they were foreign to her. You wouldn't believe the weird things I've put into my mouth at a Chinese restaurant since.
And those are just a few. What books have you read that have altered your behavior in some way?
Disclaimer: this is one dilly of a meandering segue so don't strain too hard because I won't be held responsible for pulled muscles.
Back to the notebook thingee . . . the idea yanked something out of my trashcan (Griep talk for a forgotten memory). Way back when I was a young reader, I devoured the book Harriet the Spy, so much so that I toodled around the neighborhood taking notes while eating a tomato sandwich just to be like the main character . . . which didn't work out so well because I almost threw up and the only thing even mildly interesting in the neighborhood was the corner house because it smelled like an open can of tuna.
All that to say (and BTW, I'm very proud of you for hanging with me around those tight curves) some books are much more than entertainment. They can be life changing in tangible ways. More examples:
Little House on the Prairie
The phrase "and Laura thought this great fun" got me through the first few lessons of downhill skiing. I repeated them over and over as I somersaulted down the slopes.
Streiker's Bride
The heroine made a pan of brownies. Need I say more?
Fifteen
The teenage hero takes the heroine to a Chinese restaurant and encourages her to try new foods even though they were foreign to her. You wouldn't believe the weird things I've put into my mouth at a Chinese restaurant since.
And those are just a few. What books have you read that have altered your behavior in some way?
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Monday, December 15, 2014
Random Book Signing Thoughts
I went to Julie Klassen's book signing at LifeWay books this weekend. She's pretty much a rockstar of historical fiction and I am but a plebian, but she let me stand next to her table while she signed, kind of like a pathetic little puppy. But hey, I never claimed to have any shame whatsoever and I managed enough self-control to not pee on her shoes.
Here's the super cool thing...see that picture? Check it out, dudes and dudettes. That's little ol' moi's poster right smack next to el rockstar. Somebody slap me because I think I may be dreaming. Or I might be living in an alternate universe, not sure which. At any rate, I'm thrilled to pieces.
While I was worshipping at church later that evening--hang with me here because it really does tie in--I got to thinking about attending Julie's book signing. It was super easy for me to attract possible customers over to her table, telling them about how great her books are and what a sweet deal they'd get by buying a copy right then. But, if I'd been the one signing, I'd never call people over to my table. What's up with that? Why is it so easy for me to draw attention to someone else? To "sing the praises" of one of my favorite authors?
Because we were created for worship. No, not of authors. Sheesh. My theology isn't that far off center, and yes, this is a lame analogy. But the point I'm making is that it's natural to draw others to something that's beautiful, whether in a small way like sharing about a great book, or in an eternal way like sharing about Jesus. And what better time of year than Christmas to spread the great news of God coming down to Earth?
2 Corinthians 9:15
Thanks be unto God for his unspeakable gift.
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Tuesday, December 9, 2014
Failure is Not a Four-Letter Word
Newsflash: you are going to fail.
Some way, some how, you will fall and bloody your writerly knees, possibly your chin, and maybe even knock a few teeth out in the process. It can happen in many ways. A Tommy gun of a review will pepper your soul with bullet holes, or you find a piece of your writing used as a birdcage liner at your Great Aunt Nina's house. Maybe you just can't sell your manuscript because the writing is crappy.
Whatever mask failure parades around in, it's a guarantee that it will find you like a creepy stalker. Wearing a clown costume. And smelling of beer and gorgonzola.
So the question I pose to you today isn't what will happen if you fail, it's what will happen when you fail? Will you:
How you handle failure exposes what's on the inside of you and how you view the world. My kids hate it when I say this, but you're not one of my offspring so I can stand on top of the table and shout:
If you change your mindset about failure, take away all of it's negative power and infuse it with positive, then you will eventually be a winner. Why? Because you won't have quit.
Failure is part of a writer's life. If you can't deal with that, then maybe you're not a writer. Yeah, that's an ugly-butt statement, but perseverance and determination are the two qualities every successful writer owns.
So go out there and fail, little writers. Wait a minute. Fail is a four-letter word. Gah! I technically failed with my title. Hmm. Is that opportunity I hear knocking?
Some way, some how, you will fall and bloody your writerly knees, possibly your chin, and maybe even knock a few teeth out in the process. It can happen in many ways. A Tommy gun of a review will pepper your soul with bullet holes, or you find a piece of your writing used as a birdcage liner at your Great Aunt Nina's house. Maybe you just can't sell your manuscript because the writing is crappy.
Whatever mask failure parades around in, it's a guarantee that it will find you like a creepy stalker. Wearing a clown costume. And smelling of beer and gorgonzola.
So the question I pose to you today isn't what will happen if you fail, it's what will happen when you fail? Will you:
- Wail like a three-year-old on an all-day crying jag?
- Take out your angst on the dog, cat, chameleon or your mother?
- Quit writing? Just take your ball and go home?
How you handle failure exposes what's on the inside of you and how you view the world. My kids hate it when I say this, but you're not one of my offspring so I can stand on top of the table and shout:
"Failure is an opportunity.
It's a gift-wrapped chance to go back to the drawing board and re-create."
If you change your mindset about failure, take away all of it's negative power and infuse it with positive, then you will eventually be a winner. Why? Because you won't have quit.
Failure is part of a writer's life. If you can't deal with that, then maybe you're not a writer. Yeah, that's an ugly-butt statement, but perseverance and determination are the two qualities every successful writer owns.
So go out there and fail, little writers. Wait a minute. Fail is a four-letter word. Gah! I technically failed with my title. Hmm. Is that opportunity I hear knocking?
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